Extract Hidden Insights From Any Data in 2 Minutes

Here's my data:
[PASTE CSV / TABLE / RAW DATA]

Context: [what this data represents,
how it was collected, time period]

Analyze this and give me:

1. SUMMARY — key metrics at a glance
   (totals, averages, ranges)

2. PATTERNS — 3 trends or correlations
   that aren't immediately obvious

3. SURPRISES — what's unexpected or
   counterintuitive in this data?

4. SEGMENTS — are there distinct groups
   hiding in the data? Who behaves
   differently from the average?

5. RECOMMENDATIONS — 3 specific actions
   I should take based on this data.
   Each must be concrete and measurable.

6. PRESENTATION READY — write me one
   insight as a one-liner I can put in
   a slide deck for stakeholders.

Don't just describe the data.
Tell me what to DO with it.