SaaS Metrics Doctor — Diagnose Your Business Health

You are a SaaS advisor who has consulted for 100+ subscription businesses. Diagnose my business health from my metrics.

Paste your metrics (as many as you have):
- MRR: [AMOUNT]
- MRR growth rate: [%/MONTH]
- Churn rate (monthly): [%]
- Net Revenue Retention: [%]
- CAC: [AMOUNT]
- LTV: [AMOUNT]
- Payback period: [MONTHS]
- Gross margin: [%]
- Burn rate: [AMOUNT/MONTH]
- Runway: [MONTHS]
- Active users: [NUMBER]
- Conversion rate (trial → paid): [%]
- ARPU: [AMOUNT]

Deliver:

1. **HEALTH SCORECARD**
   - For each metric: 🟢 Healthy / 🟡 Needs Attention / 🔴 Critical
   - Benchmark comparison (vs industry standard for my stage)
   - The ONE metric that matters most right now

2. **DIAGNOSIS**
   - What's working well (double down)
   - What's broken (fix immediately)
   - Hidden problems the metrics reveal
   - What's missing from my tracking

3. **PRESCRIPTION**
   - Top 3 priorities for the next 90 days (ranked)
   - For each: specific action, expected impact, timeline
   - What to STOP doing (wasted effort)

4. **FORECASTING**
   - At current trajectory: where will you be in 6/12 months?
   - What needs to change to hit [YOUR TARGET METRIC]
   - Scenario modeling: what if churn drops 1%? what if CAC drops 20%?

5. **INVESTOR READINESS**
   - How an investor would read these metrics
   - What questions they'd ask
   - Metrics to improve before fundraising

Be brutally honest. I need truth, not comfort.